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These are some lies we made up about Avoca.
A very large rabbit has every so often been seen reading a pamphlet by Cascade Creek.
An alien tourist from another solar system is sometimes spotted standing alongside a murky road right next door to Avoca.
The phantom of a young female in a blood-splattered dress has been observed on numerous instances howling in Weeping Water Academy Historical Marker on a dark night.
A decapitated lady has regularly been spotted staring at the water by Ahrens Dam after midnight.
Count Dracula is often spotted dispatching a letter at an Avoca post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
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Ghost Sightings From Avoca
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
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