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These are some lies we made up about Aurora.
A colossal grizzly bear has every now and then been made out dragging a cadaver over rocks in Central Park Square late at night.
A massive hartebeest is every so often distinguished walking a Saint Bernard after midnight on a dark Aurora street.
An enormous ox is rumored to have been observed on several instances hovering over Bergeson Basin late in the night.
A space man from the cosmos was witnessed staring through apartment windows in Aurora at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a lady with half her head lost came into view browsing through garbage cans on an Aurora lane. This phantom is very active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other accounts of this individual phantom.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO showed up on an Aurora residential road on a dark night.
An martian traveler from outer space was witnessed floating in the air like a balloon in Aurora.
A body with a skeleton face
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having on dark robes was perceived in a store in the Aurora vicinity. This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently nearby.
A space invader from planet Mars has often been witnessed trying on a shirt in an Aurora house.
A lady with an axe in her head is regularly distinguished ascending out from a drain hole on an Aurora street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Aurora
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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