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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
An enormous dingo showed up marching from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise on an Auburn avenue.
An alien voyager from space was noticed in Half-Breed Tract Historical Marker late in the night destroying a photo.
An ET from planet Jupiter was made out dragging a dead body from the cold water of Codington Creek at midnight.
A female carrying her head beneath her arm has regularly been made out at Bergmann Dam very late at night seeking a glove.
A space invader from another galaxy has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of an Auburn building in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object may regularly be observed looking at people in an Auburn building through a window.
Genghis Khan can be made out frequently in a deserted zone next to Auburn.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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