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These are some lies we made up about Atlanta.
A space invader from deep space was made out staring at folks in an Atlanta trailer through a keyhole.
A Tyrannosaurus was observed in a wild place in the neighborhood of Atlanta.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized crawling out of Richardson Lagoon soaked in slime before dawn.
A drifting ghost was noticed hitch-hiking in the middle of a gloomy road near Atlanta. This spirit is enormously active in this neighborhood; there have been several other accounts of this particular spirit.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy has repeatedly been noticed reasoning in Funk Nebraska Historical Marker before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Atlanta
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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