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These are some lies we made up about Atkinson.
A massive skunk was observed seated at the dining table in an Atkinson building.
A big terrifying giant emerged in a wild neighborhood right next door to Atkinson.
An extremely large musk deer was perceived very late at night floating down on Dry Creek.
A space alien from another galaxy became visible in Atkinson Lake Recreation Area after midnight dragging a dead body over the grass.
The ghost of an aged female clutching a revolver was perceived staring at the water by Atkinson Dam very late at night. The observer was terrified and ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Atkinson
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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