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These are some lies we made up about Ashton.
A massive armadillo has frequently been distinguished reading a book by the water at Sherman Reservoir.
A huge finch is regularly made out clutching a cranium in Sherman Reservoir State Recreation Area in the early morning hours.
An enormous gila monster has purportedly been observed on frequent instances at Gregg Dam before sunrise sniveling.
Socrates may regularly be made out looking down into the water at Shaughnessy Bay at night.
The ghost of a teen girl can be spotted very often up on the top of Muddy Point gazing.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
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Ghost Sightings From Ashton
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
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