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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
An extraterrestrial materialized having a seat on a stool in a home outside Ashland.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-covered sword was witnessed before dawn pursuing a passing Toyota on a dark road in the neighborhood of Ashland. The observer was terrified and escaped.
A Seismosaurus came into sight hauling a body from the ice cold water of Callahan Creek very late at night.
The martian technician of a UFO was made out pulling a cadaver across the ground in Eugene T Mahoney State Park very late at night.
A colossal zebra was noticed cutting grass in the side yard of a mobile home in Ashland.
An alien vacationer from another planet has often been spotted gazing at the water by Memphis Dam around midnight.
An extremely large crocodile is often observed by a person canoeing in a river right next door to Ashland.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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