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The ghost of a woman having half her head lost can from time to time be made out on the highest spot of Wild Horse Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the landscape. Whatever people verbalize, this is a bad ghost that should be kept away from.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has regularly been witnessed gazing over Anderson Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female having a machete in her head is repeatedly spotted flickering a kerosene lamp in Larkin Valley late at night. Anyway, it's a chilling ghost that is better not disturbed.
A wandering ghost has allegedly been seen on a few instances near Nebraska National Forests and Grasslands startling people. Local people who have observed this phantom assert this phantom may perhaps be a renowned old days inhabitant of Ashby.
An extremely large woodchuck can frequently be witnessed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the phantom in her rear view mirror at night.
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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