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These are some lies we made up about Arthur.
A space invader from space is occasionally distinguished gazing across Haythorn Valley on a dark night.
A huge musk-ox is rumored to have been noticed on one or two instances howling in Thoelecke Valley before sunrise.
Napoleon Bonaparte can occasionally be spotted on the water's edge of Soehls Lake struggling to say something.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head was seen wandering through a house in Arthur. The arrival of the viewer frightened the ghost who then vanished. Any which way, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that should be let alone.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head appeared marching through an apartment in the vicinity of Arthur. The ghost talked about avenging a slaying.
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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