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These are some lies we made up about Arnold.
An extremely large gazelle may sometimes be observed seated at a coffee table in an Arnold house trying to locate a bag.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently perceived consuming a tomato in Arnold City Park on a dark night.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions drinking gasoline by Sand Creek. If you listen to the locals, this ghost may well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Arnold. Whatever people utter, it is certainly a scary ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter can be distinguished often very late at night studying Devils Den Canyon in detail.
The phantom of an aged guy with a huge gray beard has every now and then been witnessed reading a book up on the highest spot of Davenport Table. If you listen to what the folks who live here say, this spirit is perhaps the undead spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Arnold.
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Ghost Sightings From Arnold
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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