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An alien tourist from outer space can be made out very frequently floating along Bell Creek before sunrise.
A giant whale has from time to time been noticed at Lang Dam on a dark night going mad.
An extraterrestrial from another world is every so often observed burrowing a hollow in Platte River History Historical Marker late at night.
A decapitated guy can once in a while be noticed in an Arlington building. Scores of people who live here argue this ghost gets pleasure from scaring folks who come looking for ghosts in Arlington.
The ghost of a doctor with a bloody uniform was distinguished staggering beside a wild highway next to Arlington. The appearance of the observer frightened the phantom who then faded away. Regardless of what, this is a horrible ghost that you do not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
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