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These are some lies we made up about Archer.
A medusa may often be witnessed by Moores Creek glugging down blood from a beaker.
The phantom of a young lady having on a blood-covered prom dress has from time to time been seen staring at folks in an Archer house through a window.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft is every now and then observed hovering next to a dark highway close to Archer.
An ET from Jupiter has been said to have been seen on a small number of instances guzzling gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Archer.
The ghost of an eight foot tall massive person may once in a while be seen talking into the air as if somebody besides was nearby. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who come trying to find ghosts in Archer.
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
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Ghost Sightings From Archer
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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