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These are some lies we made up about Arcadia.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space appeared in Blizzard of 1888 Historical Marker very late at night covering a dead body by a large boulder.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury was witnessed by a person fishing by a lake in close proximity to Arcadia.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was noticed sitting in an armchair in a mobile home in Arcadia.
The ghost of a guy having half his head not there has frequently been spotted striding from home to home at the stroke of midnight on an Arcadia lane. Local people assert that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Arcadia a long time ago. Regardless of what, it's sure a chilling spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A massive ape has been noticed on several occasions going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Arcadia house in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
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Ghost Sightings From Arcadia
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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