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These are some lies we made up about Arapahoe.
A big terrifying dragon is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances smoking a pipe underneath a streetlight in Arapahoe.
A giant gemsbok may be perceived over and over again before sunrise drifting by on Big Antelope Creek.
Christopher Columbus is once in a while noticed at Broeker Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the vista.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury has been perceived on one or two occasions marching from mobile home to mobile home at night on an Arapahoe residential street.
A gigantic guanaco may every so often be distinguished browsing through a closet in the bedroom of an Arapahoe house in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Arapahoe
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Ghost Sightings From Arapahoe
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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