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These are some lies we made up about Ansley.
A space alien from Pluto has been made out on frequent occasions in Ansley City Park before sunrise gazing.
An ET from another planet can sometimes be observed at Ansley Park Dam at midnight enjoying the scenery.
The martian commander of a UFO was witnessed in Ash Canyon late at night thinking.
Archimedes became visible seated in a beanbag in a flat near Ansley.
A huge donkey was observed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the spirit in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ansley
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Ghost Sightings From Ansley
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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