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These are some lies we made up about Anselmo.
A space invader from another world has supposedly been observed on frequent instances articulating into the air at Sargent Dam late in the night.
A lady grasping her head by her arm may frequently be noticed reading a pamphlet in Cedar Canyon at the stroke of midnight.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft can be seen frequently searching for a person in Victora Springs State Park late in the night.
A gigantic sloth has occasionally been noticed in an Anselmo mobile home.
An alien explorer from another solar system is every so often distinguished becoming visible in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Anselmo
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Ghost Sightings From Anselmo
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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