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These are some lies we made up about Ames.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood has occasionally been made out relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Ames apartment going out of control. One thing is for guaranteed, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into around midnight.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body is every now and then spotted staring at the water by Brush Creek Dam at night. Nonetheless, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
One of the three Little Pigs has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions piling stones in a row boat on Brush Creek Reservoir.
A man with the head of a devil can every now and then be spotted wandering through an apartment in Ames. In any event, this is an unlikable ghost that should be avoided.
The martian crew member of a UFO has repeatedly been witnessed in Bramble State Wildlife Management Area at night pulling a corpse through some bushes.
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Ghost Sightings From Ames
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Ghost Sightings From Ames
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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