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These are some lies we made up about Alvo.
A Triceratops is once in a while made out by an old man canoeing in a river next to Alvo.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has been noticed on a handful of occasions at Eagle Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight enjoying the panorama.
A gigantic yak may now and then be observed having a seat on a sofa in a building in Alvo.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs was noticed in Bess Streeter Aldrich Historical Marker after midnight covering a corpse by a big rock.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft was spotted drifting along on Dee Creek before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Alvo
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Ghost Sightings From Alvo
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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