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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
A figure with a skeleton face in gloomy robes has every so often been noticed by a lady canoeing in a river near Alma.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos is every so often made out in Alma City Park at the stroke of midnight hollowing out a hollow.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances resting on a couch in a flat in Alma.
An martian tourist from outer space has repeatedly been distinguished at night checking out Coyote Canyon in detail.
A huge mule is often noticed at Methodist Cove at midnight staring down into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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