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These are some lies we made up about Allen.
The phantom of a young lady with a line around her neck has been said to have been seen on one or two occasions in Historical Tree Grove on a dark night smoking a cigar. Lots of people who live here argue this spirit is the undead soul of a former Allen person who lived here.
An alien explorer from space may be distinguished repeatedly reading a tabloid in Tar Box Hollow at midnight.
An alien from Saturn is from time to time observed clutching a human headbone up on Cottonwood Hill.
An incredibly frightening spirit is known to have been spotted on many instances shouting by Daily Branch. In any event, it is unquestionably a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
A very large anteater has often been noticed at Blohm Dam late in the night looking.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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