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Christopher Columbus has repeatedly been observed by Alexandria Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
The phantom of a guy gripping a sword is often observed in Alexandria Lakes State Recreation Area very late at night dragging a corpse across the ground.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eye sockets has purportedly been made out on a small number of occasions struggling to express something in the middle of Big Sandy Creek.
A very large cat can be perceived often in the rear seat of a car by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
The phantom of a bound up female has from time to time been distinguished cutting grass in the front yard of an apartment in Alexandria. Whichever way, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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