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These are some lies we made up about Alda.
A space man was spotted relaxing at a table in an Alda mobile home looking furiously at the bystander.
The ghost of a female with satanic symbols carved into her arm was noticed being carried by a camel by a highway next to Alda. Many people nearby have had identical experiences involving an almost identical ghost.
A Pterodactyl has often been noticed striding through a house outside Alda.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is regularly spotted burying a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Augustine Park at the stroke of midnight.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eyes has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances walking through an Alda area graveyard. A lot of folks who live here claim this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Alda some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Alda
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Ghost Sightings From Alda
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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