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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A Triceratops came into view in a mirror in an Albion flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An extremely large horse was seen in Albion City Park in the early morning hours before sunrise trying to capture something.
The spirit of a woman with a plastic bag tied around her head was witnessed in an apartment next to Albion. The spirit waved to the bystander.
An alien from deep space is regularly spotted in O'Neil Valley in the early morning hours before sunrise terrifying folks.
A large terrifying spirit has allegedly been seen on a handful of occasions at Hollman Dam on a dark night taking in the scenery.
The spirit of a youthful man wearing a confederate uniform may regularly be spotted trying to locate a photo next to a parked Jeep in an Albion parking lot on a dark night.
The phantom of a street bum can be witnessed very frequently gazing irritably at the bystander after midnight on a sidewalk in Albion. Regardless of what, this is an intimidating ghost that is better not upset.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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