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A massive musk-ox has frequently been perceived in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver observing the spirit in her rear view mirror late at night.
A guy without a head is often made out raking leaves in the front yard of a trailer in Ainsworth. In any case, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that any normal person wouldn't wish to encounter.
An exceptionally terrifying ghost has supposedly been spotted on a handful of instances smoking a pipe in East City Park after midnight.
A space man may repeatedly be witnessed at Budde and Brown County Detention Dam at the stroke of midnight reading a tabloid.
The spirit of an elderly prospector with a large beard and a hook instead of his right hand can be spotted repeatedly surveying the landscape from the highest spot of Ainsworth Table before dawn. No matter what folks verbalize, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be stayed away from.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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