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These are some lies we made up about Adams.
A young girl sporting a blood-covered wedding dress can be distinguished very often by Jakes Creek slurping orange juice. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that is rather not interrupted.
A colossal snake has occasionally been seen in a home in Adams.
A gentleman having a knife in his head is every now and then made out striding by a secluded road close to Adams. Locals here declare that this spirit is perhaps the undead spirit of a person who used to live here in Adams. One thing's for sure, it's sure a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into late in the night.
A man's body having the head of a horse is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances coming into view in a bathroom mirror. A resident argues that this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Adams person who lived here.
A giant musk-ox may from time to time be observed around midnight following a passing Jeep on a shady highway in the vicinity of Adams.
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Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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