|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Abie.
An ET from the Moon is from time to time perceived reasoning up on Indian Hill.
A space alien from deep space has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances traveling on a motorbike on a dark road close to Abie.
A massive hedgehog has regularly been witnessed rearranging orbs around mid stream in Bone Creek.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a leather jacket is often seen at Brezina Dam at night taking pleasure in the surroundings. In any case, this phantom undeniably is terrifying; one that is rather not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions in a home in Abie.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Abie
Submit a lie about Abie, Nebraska:
Other untruthful towns near Abie, Nebraska:
Bruno, Nebraska, 4 miles away
Linwood, Nebraska, 4 miles away
Prague, Nebraska, 8 miles away
Weston, Nebraska, 15 miles away
Malmo, Nebraska, 16 miles away
Valparaiso, Nebraska, 16 miles away
Bee, Nebraska, 19 miles away
Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska, 24 miles away
Wahoo, Nebraska, 24 miles away
Colon, Nebraska, 25 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Nebraska
|
Ghost Sightings From Abie
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
MORE JOKES
|
