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These are some lies we made up about Winfield.
A space alien from the Moon was distinguished obliterating a bag in Batchtown State Fish and Waterfowl Management Area late in the night.
A space man from the cosmos was seen struggling to conceal a body in George Bain Slough in the early morning hours.
A glowing human character came into sight slurping root beer by Madison Creek. The bystander was terrified and ran away. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom is the struggling soul of an old Winfield person who lived here. Regardless of what, it's undeniably a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
The ghost of a young gentleman wearing a leather jacket was witnessed smoking a cigar at Birkhead Lake Dam at night. The spirit waved to the watcher. Whatever people state, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not interrupted.
A beheaded man was made out fishing from the water's edge of Horseshoe Lake at midnight. The ghost was consumed by the night
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after being made out. Nevertheless, this is a hostile phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into at night.
Frankenstein's Monster has regularly been distinguished at Cave Spring before dawn reading a magazine.
The martian captain of a UFO is regularly spotted flying across The Cave In at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Winfield
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Ghost Sightings From Winfield
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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