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The ghost of a youthful female clad as a house keeper was noticed staring at the water by Hutton Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight. The phantom did not seem to be concerned by the observers.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another solar system came into view looking at Bramwell Bluff at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was observed late at night drifting by on Bell Fork.
An extraterrestrial from another planet materialized scaring folks in Bennett Spring State Park in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a youthful cowboy was spotted rearranging orbs about in Big Hollow late in the night. The ghost saluted the onlooker. A number of of the residents assert this ghost likes frightening unwise folks who are bold enough to upset the calm in Windyville. Nevertheless, this spirit unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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