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A giant gnu can frequently be spotted by Catfish Lake Dam at night gazing at the water.
An extraterrestrial voyager from outer space has now and then been perceived on the water's edge of Catfish Lake crying.
The ghost of a female having a pentagram cut into her leg is every so often spotted floating by on Bear Creek before dawn.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her eye sockets has supposedly been perceived on several occasions looking in Egypt late in the night.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be noticed by Horseshoe Bend struggling to express something.
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Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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