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These are some lies we made up about Willard.
The ghost of a waitress has sometimes been distinguished drinking water from Brower Spring late at night. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to come across in the early morning hours.
Nicolaus Copernicus is now and then witnessed in Big Hollow late at night chucking pebbles.
An martian explorer from another planet has purportedly been observed on numerous instances in Flint Hill Branch stacking boulders.
A space man from space may now and then be observed in Brewster Park late in the night trashing a picture.
An ET is often distinguished snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Willard.
The alien technician of a UFO is rumored to have been observed on many occasions playing a melody on a fiddle in a Willard trailer.
An ET from the Moon can often be perceived in a mirror in a Willard house; the phantom was solely observable in the mirror.
A space man from another solar system can be
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observed time and again talking into the thin air in Pomme de Terre State Park quite near the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been perceived in a mobile home near Willard.
The spirit of an old cleaning lady is occasionally distinguished in Buffalo National River at the park headquarters searching for another ghost.
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One of the people who live here strongly argues that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Willard some decades ago.
A pitch black dog that shape-shifted into a lady has allegedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions trying to find a box beside a parked Chrysler in a Willard parking lot in the early morning hours. One thing is for sure, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extremely large hedgehog may sometimes be made out shouting late in the night by a mailbox in Willard.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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