Whitewater

 
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The alien captain of an alien spacecraft has now and then been observed by Bean Branch sobbing.

A colossal cat is occasionally noticed crawling out of Horseshoe Bend drenched in dirty water in the early morning hours.
    
An alien vacationer from space has supposedly been perceived on numerous occasions staring at the water by Cedar Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.

An extraterrestrial from Saturn may sometimes be noticed flickering a lamp beside the waterfront at Evans Lake East.

A gentleman with a large hole through his upper body has often been perceived in Bollinger Mill State Park late in the night meditating.

 

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