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These are some lies we made up about Whiteside.
A bloodcurdling skeleton may be witnessed often at Luecke Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the scenery. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.
A giant cow has every so often been perceived being in a forsaken house in Whiteside.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object is every so often noticed hauling a corpse across the ground in Vonaventure State Memorial Forest And in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may once in a while be seen pulling a body from the ice cold water of Brushy Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Plato has frequently been noticed appearing terrifying next to Sitton Spring late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Whiteside
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Ghost Sightings From Whiteside
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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