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These are some lies we made up about Wheatland.
A colossal mink has repeatedly been observed by Dooley Bend shifting orbs around.
The phantom of an elderly prospector with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg is regularly made out at Pomme de Terre Dam on a dark night enjoying the panorama.
A massive bison has been observed on many occasions checking out Big Hollow in detail very late at night.
The spirit of an elderly lady gripping a gun may often be noticed gazing angrily at the eye witness by the water at Pomme de Terre Lake.
The martian pilot of a UFO can be spotted repeatedly howling at the observer to go away by Big Hollow Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Wheatland
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Ghost Sightings From Wheatland
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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