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These are some lies we made up about Wellsville.
An enormous ram became visible guzzling blood from a jar down by the shore at City Lake.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nose was seen by Coal Branch seeking a book. The phantom didn't care that there was somebody else present.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was distinguished in Boonslick Planning Region at night hiding a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
The phantom of a shackled up female has repeatedly been noticed downing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Wellsville. In any event, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A giant donkey is repeatedly spotted verbalizing into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Wellsville
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Ghost Sightings From Wellsville
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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