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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves can be perceived often reasoning beside Mud Spring very late at night.
An alien has every now and then been seen on the peak of Butter Shell Hill at midnight glancing at the sight.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship is occasionally spotted in Eagle Point Recreation Area before dawn pulling a dead body across the ground.
A colossal doe can now and then be noticed calling out names of people in Lake Wappapello State Park by the ranger station.
Archimedes has regularly been distinguished by Fry Bluff turning toward the onlooker.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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