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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is from time to time observed cleaning a blood-splattered pair of pants in Eudora Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A female with the head of a goblin has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions yelling at the viewer to beat it at James Estes Dam at midnight.
A very large lamb may once in a while be made out cutting grass in the back garden of a mobile home in Walnut Grove.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost has repeatedly been seen at Asher Creek in the early morning hours throwing pebbles into the flowing water. Folks here who have spotted this phantom claim this phantom can be the spirit of a resident who passed away here in Walnut Grove a long time ago.
A sphinx has been observed on numerous occasions glancing at the view from the summit of Bunker Hill around midnight.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
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