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These are some lies we made up about Viburnum.
Ludwig van Beethoven has once in a while been perceived waving to cars along a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Viburnum.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is once in a while spotted frightening folks amongst the towering trees of Salem - Potosi Ranger Districts.
A gargantuan cheetah has allegedly been spotted on a few instances at Amax Impoundment A Dam very late at night looking at the panorama.
A very large chameleon can from time to time be witnessed dispatching a box at a Viburnum post office.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was seen gazing crossly at the witness in CCC Camp Boss in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Viburnum
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Ghost Sightings From Viburnum
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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