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These are some lies we made up about Verona.
A colossal pig was spotted in Browning Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise attempting to verbalize something.
The Gingerbread Man has regularly been perceived before sunrise drifting along Chat Creek.
The ghost of a lady with the sign of the devil engraved into her foot is frequently observed gazing at the water by Faucetts Point Lake Dam on a dark night. Nonetheless, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears has been said to have been witnessed on several instances around midnight following a passing Honda on a gloomy highway in the neighborhood of Verona. Based on what the folks who live here claim, this ghost enjoys terrifying people who come trying to find ghosts in Verona.
A space man from another solar system can regularly be made out in the backseat of a pickup by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
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ghost of a female with a dagger in her chest can be observed very often studying the scenery from the highest spot of Spanish Fort before dawn.
A gigantic duckbill has now and then been observed pointing at the viewer in Baldwin Park before sunrise.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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