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The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been made out on a few instances drifting along Bull Creek before dawn.
The creepy ghost of a Barbarian can occasionally be spotted taking pleasure in the surroundings at Culver Lake Dam around midnight. No matter what, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic musk-ox has often been made out traveling on a horse by the side of a highway near Union Star.
A space alien from planet Jupiter is frequently witnessed walking through a mobile home close to Union Star.
A space alien from another planet is rumored to have been perceived on a few instances strolling through a Union Star vicinity burial ground.
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Ghost Sightings From Union Star
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
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