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These are some lies we made up about Truxton.
A space invader from another world has allegedly been observed on several instances screaming by Bailey Branch.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman has frequently been witnessed by Bass Lake Dam around midnight looking at the water.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft is frequently witnessed hiding a body by a large rock in Yeater Prairie at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a young woman drenched in blood has allegedly been noticed on a few instances laundering a bloody pair of pants in Cannon Spring before sunrise. Whatever people say, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian tourist from another solar system may frequently be made out being in a vacant mansion in Truxton.
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Ghost Sightings From Truxton
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Ghost Sightings From Truxton
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
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