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These are some lies we made up about Thompson.
A space invader is every now and then made out drifting by on Big Branch late at night.
An alien tourist from another world can every so often be noticed at August H Fenck Senior Dam at night shining a light.
The ghost of a young lady outfitted as a maid has repeatedly been perceived in a desolate place outside Thompson. Several of the people who live here claim this spirit loves frightening unwise people who are courageous enough to interrupt the calm in Thompson. One thing's for certain, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you would not want to come across at midnight.
A big menacing dragon is regularly observed sending a package at a Thompson post office.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may frequently be noticed appearing terrifying outside Finger Lakes State Park. Well, this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Thompson
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Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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