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A very large zebu may be witnessed repeatedly in the middle of Barbers Creek smoking a pipe.
A gargantuan kangaroo has from time to time been observed conversing into the thin air in Devils Den at midnight.
A space man from planet Neptune is occasionally seen up on the highest spot of Coy Bald reading a newsletter.
Vasco da Gama is known to have been seen on several occasions by Shadow Rock hauling a cranium.
The spirit of a street bum may every so often be spotted in Hercules-Glades Wilderness in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a body by a sizeable boulder. A man who lives here alleges that this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Taneyville person who lived here.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves? - I fell out of the tree. Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides. Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''. Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice. Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car? - Don't know Arthur, how many? - Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth. Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice. - Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology. The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show. - I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap. Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
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