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These are some lies we made up about Sumner.
A space alien from another planet can repeatedly be made out strolling in the middle of a secluded road in close proximity to Sumner.
An ET can be spotted often at Avwarter Dam late in the night trying to state something.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has sometimes been observed hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Coal Creek around midnight.
A lady with a blue-green face is every so often spotted in Fountain Grove State Wildlife Area after midnight dragging a dead body over rocks. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that you would not want to encounter after midnight.
The ghost of a delivery man has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions resting in a chair in a trailer near Sumner. Based on what the local residents declare, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long forgotten Sumner person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Sumner
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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