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A space alien from space was noticed in Dark Cypress Swamp State Wildlife Area very late at night guzzling motor oil.
An ET was seen by Cato Slough smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a woman with half her head gone is regularly spotted before sunrise conducting a guided expedition of Fears Bluff to a collection of ghosts. People who have seen this ghost assert this ghost is the struggling soul of a long gone Sturdivant local resident.
A giant aardvark may regularly be observed at Johnsons Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the surroundings.
A body with a skeleton face wearing murky robes can be seen frequently looking for somebody next to a tall tree in Club Creek State Forest. People here assert that this spirit is that of a person who dwelled here in Sturdivant before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Sturdivant
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Ghost Sightings From Sturdivant
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
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