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These are some lies we made up about Strasburg.
The ghost of a young lady with a line around her neck was seen by Crawford Creek twinkling a kerosene lamp. The ghost spoke about revenging a homicide. One thing's for sure, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling spirit that you would not want to run into at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy showed up thinking up on the summit of Schindorff Hill.
An incredibly frightening phantom was perceived at Baldwin Dam before sunrise looking at the landscape. The viewer freaked out and escaped.
The spirit of an elderly woman carrying a firearm has frequently been made out watching shows in a Strasburg living room on a dark night.
The spirit of a waitress is regularly distinguished rummaging around in trash cans on a Strasburg residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From Strasburg
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Ghost Sightings From Strasburg
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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