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These are some lies we made up about Strafford.
A medieval armor lacking a person inside has from time to time been noticed riding on a donkey by the side of a highway in close proximity to Strafford.
The spirit of a lady with a plastic bag bound around her head is now and then seen wandering through an apartment in close proximity to Strafford.
A somewhat transparent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a ship has purportedly been perceived on several occasions in a metal boat on Ford Lake looking menacing. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extremely large gila monster may occasionally be noticed heaving boulders into the current at Broad Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial was seen in the early morning hours before sunrise studying Canyon Hollow in detail.
Vincent van Gogh was witnessed gazing at the water by Barnard Lake Dam after midnight.
An alien explorer from another galaxy came into view wandering through a
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Strafford vicinity burial ground.
The spirit of a youthful guy wearing a confederate uniform was noticed hollowing out a crater by Elm Spring at the stroke of midnight. This exact ghost has been made out time and again in this spot. People who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to
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live here in Strafford.
The phantom of a shackled up man has often been observed piling pieces of wood in Bennett Spring State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A massive orangutan is regularly noticed being in a deserted home in Strafford.
A huge hippopotamus can frequently be perceived having a chicken drumstick in Buffalo National River near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Strafford
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Ghost Sightings From Strafford
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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