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These are some lies we made up about Stockton.
Snow White is occasionally noticed late in the night marveling at Cedar Bluff.
A gargantuan sloth has been witnessed on frequent occasions ascending out of Younger Slough drenched in slime around midnight.
Galileo may occasionally be observed dragging a corpse over the grass in Crabtree Cove Public Use Area before sunrise.
A space man from the Moon is regularly made out by Alder Branch chatting into the thin air.
An enormous aardvark has been said to have been spotted on frequent instances reading a magazine up on the highest spot of Chapel Hill.
The ghost of a man sporting a police uniform may repeatedly be perceived before sunrise examining Ritchson Hollow in detail.
The spirit of an elderly gentleman with a long gray mustache can be observed over and over again soaring over the Coal Bank Hills before sunrise. It has been asserted that this specific phantom enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come searching for phantoms
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in Stockton.
The ghost of a man having on army attire is from time to time spotted weeping at Burns Lake Dam late at night.
The armor of a medieval knight devoid of a human inside has purportedly been observed on a few instances riding on a mule down a highway near Stockton.
The ghost of a lady with a plastic bag bound around her head may every so often be seen at a public phone in Stockton making a telephone call. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that should be let alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
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Ghost Sightings From Stockton
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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