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The spirit of a tied up woman came into sight in Carr Park at the stroke of midnight throwing pebbles. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other nearby.
A woman carrying her head beneath her arm was distinguished striding from flat to flat at night on a Springfield residential road. When the watcher showed up the spirit fled.
A space man from Jupiter was seen going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Springfield trailer on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy having half his head not there has frequently been witnessed chucking bricks into Lake Springfield at midnight.
An alien from another part of the galaxy is frequently observed by Lake Springfield Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
A decapitated woman has allegedly been made out on several occasions soaring over Avin Sink before sunrise. Local people who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a local person who
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used to have a house here in Springfield.
The ghost of a young girl can regularly be witnessed at midnight checking out Saunders Valley in detail.
A big frightening monster may be noticed repeatedly sipping water from Blue Spring at night.
An extremely large muskrat is from time to time spotted at Dickerson Branch at the stroke
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of midnight chucking stones into the flowing water.
A character with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes has been said to have been spotted on several instances sitting at a coffee table in a Springfield apartment. Folks argue that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Springfield resident.
An extraterrestrial can now and then be seen looking at folks in a Springfield house through a door crack.
Ludwig van Beethoven has frequently been perceived in a deserted place near Springfield.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world is often spotted in Pomme de Terre State Park quite near the park headquarters looking.
A gigantic weasel has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances outside the entrance to Buffalo National River trying to exclaim something.
A wandering ghost can frequently be seen mailing an envelope at a Springfield post office. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that should be stayed away from.
An extremely large wolverine has now and then been witnessed
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guzzling regular from a gas pump at a gasoline station in Springfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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