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A Brachiosaurus is once in a while made out cleaning a blood-splattered pair of pants in Bishop Springs at midnight.
A gigantic colt has been spotted on a few instances smoking a pipe in Glass Hollow at midnight.
The ghost of a flight attendant can once in a while be witnessed in the center of Boggy Branch speaking into the air. Whatever folks state, it is unquestionably a creepy phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has frequently been distinguished at Spain Lake Dam late in the night taking in the panorama. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a horrible phantom that should be avoided.
A space invader is often spotted around midnight conducting a lead outing of Cuba Bluff to a troop of ghosts.
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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