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These are some lies we made up about Sibley.
A military outfit staggering about without a body in it emerged in Fire Prairie after midnight covering a dead body by a sizeable rock. The spirit did not mind that there was someone else near.
A gigantic chamois was made out staring on the water's edge of Fire Prairie Lake.
A Pteranodon materialized sitting on a couch in a mobile home in Sibley.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned woman was spotted flashing a flash light by Egypt Bottom. When the observer came into view the ghost fled.
The ghost of a gentleman with satanic symbols cut into his head was made out up on Bone Hill terrifying folks. The arrival of the onlooker startled the ghost who then disappeared. One of the local residents definitely asserts that this ghost enjoys terrifying people who come trying to locate ghosts in Sibley.
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Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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